Non Squitur

"Does Not Follow" or "Not in Sequence"

Generally, non sequitur fallacies occur accidentally or, in some cases, in complex arguments where the arguer is hoping the leap in logical order will pass unnoticed. 

Basically, a non sequitur is when an argument logically moves from A to B but then skips C and jumps to D. When this occurs, there is a hole in the argument and the argument's conclusion can seem to come out of nowhere. 

Bacon, y'all!

Example: 

Mr. Spagnolo really wanted some bacon. 

He went to the store and bought some applewood smoked bacon and a new frying pan. 

He cooked the bacon in his brand-spanking-new frying pan. 

Therefore, it is unwise to have bacon be the first item cooked in a new frying pan. 

I don't even know what to say about this one...

Example: 

Here's a drumming gorilla.

Buy some chocolate!